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<title>Hello, I'm Schizophrenia</title>
<description>You think you're crazy? Not a chance, buddy. That title is reserved for me.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com</link>

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<title>Hooray for Obama!</title>
<description>Take that, stupid republicans! In your eye!</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/obama.shtml</link>
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<title>Some People Are Just Useless</title>
<description>There is no reason for some people to exist.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/waste.shtml</link>
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<title>Reparations is a load of horseshit.</title>
<description>Reparations is bullshit.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/reparations.shtml</link>
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<title>Conversations With Andrea II.</title>
<description>My Second Conversation With Andrea</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/andrea2.shtml</link>
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<title>My Yearbook Pictures.</title>
<description>The Photographic Evolution of AngryHuman</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/yearbook.shtml</link>
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<title>Better Say It While I Can.</title>
<description>I can say what I want to. Even if I'm not serious.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/freedomofspeech.shtml</link>
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<title>Woe is Me</title>
<description>Being poor sucks. Trust me.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/poor.shtml</link>
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<title>I'm Better Than You.</title>
<description>I'm better than you because I'm a vampire. Duh.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/vampire.shtml</link>
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<title>The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is not 42. It's Eugenics.</title>
<description>Have you ever sat at home, all alone, dreaming of a better world? I do.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/eugenics.shtml</link>
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<title>The Magical Adventures of Bologna the Faery!</title>
<description>This really happened to me.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/faery.shtml</link>
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<title>Your God is Silly.</title>
<description>God is stupid. Duh.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/flawed.shtml</link>
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<title>How to be a mindless, Drooling, Zombie Consumer.</title>
<description>In today's crazy, mixed up world, you have to be a mindless zombie to survive.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/mindless.shtml</link>
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<title>Nuke the Internet</title>
<description>The internet has been dumbed down by the likes of you people.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/idiots.shtml</link>
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<title>The Zombies invade.</title>
<description>This really happened. I think.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/zombies.shtml</link>
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<title>Drugs Are Cool.</title>
<description>Fuck the anti-drug bullshit.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/drugs.shtml</link>
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<title>Misanthrope, I am.</title>
<description>Please, somebody put me out of my misery.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/misanthrope.shtml</link>
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<title>Big Time Entertainment.</title>
<description>The biggest mistake I almost made.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/bigtime.shtml</link>
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<title>Dictatorship.</title>
<description>I don't think I need to explain this one.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/dictatorship.shtml</link>
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<title>The Dare.</title>
<description>Introducing a brand new service!</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/dare.shtml</link>
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<title>Stupid Bible.</title>
<description>The Bible is very, very stupid.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/stupid.shtml</link>
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<title>I'm Terribly Depressed.</title>
<description>It's not just a mental disorder. It's fashionable.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/knife.shtml</link>
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<title>Conversations with Andrea.</title>
<description>My friend Andrea and I have interesting conversations.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/andrea.shtml</link>
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<title>The Bible, Aptly Placed.</title>
<description>Where the bible should be placed in bookstores.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/bible.shtml</link>
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<title>I Can Only See Out Of One Eye...</title>
<description>It sucks being so emotionally sensitive.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/emo.shtml</link>
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<title>A Really Deep Poem.</title>
<description>I write such deep poems.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/poem.shtml</link>
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<title>Jesus Was White.</title>
<description>He wasn't one of them thar Arabs.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/jesus_white.shtml</link>
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<title>Homosexuals Are Going To Hell!</title>
<description>I'm better than you because I'm a vampire. Duh.</description>
<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/blog/homos.shtml</link>
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