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	<title>The Angriest Atheist</title>
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	<description>Denouncing Christ since 1753</description>
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		<title>Cory Haim Died Today at the age of 38!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Teen heartthrob Corey Haim died today at the age of 38. Yawn.
What, you were expecting an article about how awesome he was?
I can&#8217;t be bothered. Have a great day!  
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		<title>Nova China, Drag Queen Extraordinaire</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/03/01/nova-china-drag-queen-extraordinaire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/03/01/nova-china-drag-queen-extraordinaire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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My friend Scott does drag at bars throughout Indiana, and this last Saturday I went up to see him perform in South Bend, along with some other performers. He&#8217;s a fantastic performer. His drag name used to be Iva Thunderpussy, but apparently someone in South Bend stole that name from him, so he changed it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Machinima Using Sims 3</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/17/machinima-using-sims-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I am a huge dork who loves the Sims. I recently bought The Sims 3, and the World Adventures expansion pack, because I just love the Sims so much. Here&#8217;s a really boring video I made just now. I was just experimenting with what the video recorder thingy can do. I might make better, more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Blog #1</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/12/video-blog-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I know I said I&#8217;d have a video blog on here, and I realize it&#8217;s late, but it&#8217;s finally here, so get over it. In this blog, I talk about the film, Jesus Camp, and my thoughts on religion.

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		<title>Video Blogs, Music, Live Shows, and More!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/08/video-blogs-music-live-shows-and-more/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/08/video-blogs-music-live-shows-and-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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I just bought a brand, spankin&#8217; new computer yesterday, and because I&#8217;m in good spirits these days, I&#8217;m thinking of changing the format of the blog. From now on, I will be doing my blog in video format. Mainly because I&#8217;m tired of typing, and partly because I know none of you know how to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Time Entertainment Changed Their Name To Afton!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/04/big-time-entertainment-changed-their-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/02/04/big-time-entertainment-changed-their-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Breaking news, everybody! That horrible scamming company, Big Time Entertainment has changed their name. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitty company, basically what they do is prey on young, inexperienced bands. What they do (well, what they used to do, anyway&#8230; I&#8217;m unsure about whether they still practice this or not) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Album</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/21/the-new-album/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I&#8217;ve been working on my new album for quite some time now, and just because I&#8217;m a really nice guy, I&#8217;ve decided to post one of the songs from my album on my other site, C-Negative. So if you&#8217;re interested in getting a sneak preview of my new album, head on up there and have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck Pat Robertson.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/16/fuck-pat-robertson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/16/fuck-pat-robertson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Pat Robertson seriously said that Haiti made a deal with the devil back in the 1800s so they could free themselves from their European masters, and that the deal they made with the devil is responsible for the earthquake they had recently.
What. The. Fuck?
Seriously? Why hasn&#8217;t anyone taken this insufferable douche bag off the air? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/13/update/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/13/update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Sorry for the lack of updates. I contracted a rather nasty stomach virus. Note to person who gave me said stomach virus: I will find you, and I will kill you. Also, I was just kidding about that killing part. I&#8217;ll just smack you about the face and legs for a bit, I suppose.
Also, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Website!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/02/new-website/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2010/01/02/new-website/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 07:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I just started a new website today. It&#8217;s a website dedicated to musicians. It&#8217;s a place where all musicians can show off their music and write about whatever they want. It is also where I will be putting all my music from now on. The website is called C-Negative.
If you&#8217;re a musician, or if you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H1N1? What a Crock of Shit&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/21/h1n1-what-a-crock-of-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/21/h1n1-what-a-crock-of-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Well, half the school year has passed, and guess what? I didn&#8217;t catch the swine flu. You know why that is? Because it&#8217;s a bunch of bullshit.
All anyone talked about all fucking semester was the H1N1 virus outbreak and how we&#8217;re all going to die. It was ridiculous. They even set up hand sanitizer dispensers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Duggar Family Are A Bunch Of Fucking Assholes!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/10/the-duggar-family-are-a-bunch-of-fucking-assholes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/10/the-duggar-family-are-a-bunch-of-fucking-assholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I love getting email from people who read the site. I especially love it when people get to my site through a search engine. However, this latest email held some very, very bad news:

From: Bradley Hines
Subject: Dude, Duggar family going to have their 19th baby >< 
&#8220;I just came across all your posts when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whatever&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/06/whatever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/06/whatever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I hate just about everything. I even hate hating things. I hate love, I hate hate, and I hate hating hate. And I also hate people who say &#8220;OMG&#8221; or &#8220;LOL&#8221; out loud. Fucking retards. I guess I&#8217;m just filled to the brim with hate. Probably because I&#8217;m such a loser. I also hate people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coincidence? I Think Not&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/01/coincidence-i-think-not/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/12/01/coincidence-i-think-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I just received an automated email from my site letting me know that someone registered an account. I was, of course, perplexed. I mean, it&#8217;s not like this is a particularly entertaining site, and I definitely don&#8217;t recommend reading any of the words on any of the pages. Maybe, I reasoned to myself, there really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eavesdrop on me!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/24/eavesdrop-on-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/24/eavesdrop-on-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Because I really don&#8217;t have the time or energy to come up with a show and have guests and entertain people, I&#8217;ve decided, instead, to just record the goings on of my house. You can listen to me in my house! How cool is that? It&#8217;s perfect for the voyeur in all of you.
I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fantasea at Shedd.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/22/fantasea-at-shedd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/22/fantasea-at-shedd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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I went to Chicago on Friday to see the Fantasea exhibit at Shedd Aquarium. It was absolutely fantastic. You could tell a lot of work and a lot of money went into the production of the show. The best part is that I recorded it for all to see. Of course, seeing it in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sharp Decline</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/15/the-sharp-decline/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/15/the-sharp-decline/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Here&#8217;s a short story I just got done writing like three minutes ago. Enjoy.
        The body was cold, lifeless, downright disgusting in its fashion sense, and really fucking fat. Jordan hated fat people. There was nothing worse than having to apply makeup to all that wrinkly, fat, disgusting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Text Messages From The Future</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/15/text-messages-from-the-future/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/15/text-messages-from-the-future/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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The following words are pointless, and if you value your time, you&#8217;ll walk away now.
So go on, walk away. Do it. It&#8217;s not as if I&#8217;m not used to people just walking out on me. That&#8217;s all anyone ever does. They just abandon me and make me feel bad about myself. I guess I kinda [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want To Solve World Hunger? Simple: Bomb Third World Countries!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/10/want-to-solve-world-hunger-simple-bomb-third-world-countries/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/11/10/want-to-solve-world-hunger-simple-bomb-third-world-countries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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November 26 is, as you all know, &#8220;Celebration of the slaughter of thousands of Indians by murdering a turkey&#8221; day, and I personally can&#8217;t wait to stuff my mouth with tons of food and continue to not care about the millions of starving people in third world countries. Why should I care about third world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Cha Know?</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/21/dont-cha-know/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/21/dont-cha-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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My friend Andrea moved to Colorado. I&#8217;m glad she got out of this shit dumpster of a state. Though I am sad she&#8217;s gone, I&#8217;m happy she has shit to look at now. I mean, she lives near or on the mountains. I can&#8217;t remember. But she&#8217;s right by them, at least, so there&#8217;s something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Changes to the site.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/18/changes-to-the-site/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/18/changes-to-the-site/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryHuman</dc:creator>
		
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Guess what I just did? I changed the site! You know what I changed? You know how you used to be able to just post comments whenever you felt like it? Well, now you can&#8217;t! Now you have to register an account and sign in to post a comment! How cool is that? I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s a Cat, Idiots.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/10/heres-a-cat-idiots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/10/heres-a-cat-idiots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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In keeping with my promise, here&#8217;s the most boring picture of a cat that I could think to draw:
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		<title>Here&#8217;s Some Sand, Assholes.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/10/heres-some-sand-assholes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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In an attempt to make this site as boring as possible, here is a picture of some sand. Hopefully this increases the snore factor 100-fold.
Have fun with that. You can go away now that you know I&#8217;m keeping my promise.
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		<title>Fuck This Website. Go Away.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/10/fuck-this-website-go-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.angryhuman.com/?p=1057</guid>
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I wish I was a dragon, so I could breathe fire and cook my food so much faster. Actually, fuck that. I want to be a mutant. Specifically a mutant with powers. More specifically, I want the power to blow shit up with my mind. That way no one will fuck with me. I&#8217;m so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News, Everyone!</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/06/good-news-everyone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/10/06/good-news-everyone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, I just got the test results for that lump on my testicles. Bad news&#8230; It&#8217;s cancer. Looks like I have less than three months to live, as it&#8217;s already metastasized. Oh well. I had fun while it lasted.
In other news, the internet still sucks.
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		<title>The Internet Sucks.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/29/the-internet-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/29/the-internet-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.angryhuman.com/?p=1052</guid>
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Why is everyone on the internet so stupid? I swear I&#8217;m like one of the very few intelligent people on the internet. You&#8217;re all really stupid. Just thought I&#8217;d remind you. You know, because you&#8217;re really stupid and you&#8217;d probably forget if it weren&#8217;t for me.
Every website I go to anymore is just filled with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Disappointed In All Of You. :-(</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/25/im-disappointed-in-all-of-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/25/im-disappointed-in-all-of-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, I did my live show, and no one showed up. Not that I care or anything. I actually had a lot of fun looking like a stupid schizophrenic mongoloid. It was loads of fun. I can&#8217;t think of anything I would rather have been doing.
Seriously though, I had someone come into the chat room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correction</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/25/correction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Okay, correction. I&#8217;m going to have the live show tomorrow. I&#8217;ll probably do a little bit today too. So check back around 6:00 pm EDT today, and around 4:00 pm EDT tomorrow. For some reason I said that next week I don&#8217;t have band practice, but I do. It&#8217;s this week I don&#8217;t. Our drummer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Shows Once More.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/24/1023/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, I now have live video. I found a place that does it for free. So it&#8217;ll be awesome. I&#8217;m probably going to do an actual show in about a week. Yeah. Let&#8217;s set the show for a week after this Saturday, the 3rd of October. At 4:00 pm EDT. So mark that on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summarizing Earth.</title>
		<link>http://www.angryhuman.com/2009/09/21/summarizing-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Today was a pretty uneventful day. I studied for my stupid psychology exam for tomorrow. What sucks about my exam is that it&#8217;s all essay questions. I hate essay questions. I much prefer multiple choice, because then I can use the process of elimination to guess the right answers, because I&#8217;m way too awesome to [...]]]></description>
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