F.A.Q.
Q: Why do you hate god so much? What did he ever do to you?
A: I hate god about as much as you hate Santa Claus. That’s a ridiculous question.
Q: I have opinions too! Can I write for the site?
A: Sure. Just register an account, and log in. Just don’t write anything stupid, and don’t include anything that isn’t your own material.
Q: How can you not believe in god? You’re going to hell!
A: How can you not believe in Zeus? He’s gonna electrocute you!
Q: How can you not believe in god? The evidence for his existence is overwhelming!
A: Two words: Physics Textbook. And it’s not like I actively chose not to believe. It’s not a switch I can turn on and off at will. I just can’t believe. I’ve tried. I’m just too smart.
Q: Why do you hate religious people?
A: I don’t hate them. They annoy me. And besides, they started it, with their intolerance of atheists, and other people who aren’t in their in-group.
Q: Atheism is a religion too!
A: If that’s the case, anorexia is just another diet. The word “Atheism” means “non-belief in god(s).” The letter “a” meaning “non.” The word “theism” meaning “belief in god(s).” That is all atheism is. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a lack of belief. Christians like to say that Atheism is just another religion, or that it’s a movement, or that Atheists have “faith” that god doesn’t exist. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, as atheists, we have faith in nothing. We believe things only if they’re backed by sound, scientific evidence. Atheists live in the real world, not the world of magical fairies and dragons.
Q: Atheists are immoral!
A: If Atheists are so immoral, why are there more Christians in prison than Atheists? If you say that Atheists are just smart enough not to get caught, you’ve admitted Christians are stupid. I like to think it’s because Atheists are actually more moral than Christians.
Q: Jesus loves you! Repent!
A: So does Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, et al.
Q: Why so much venom towards religious people?
A: Because they’re hypocrites. They expect and demand respect from everyone, but can’t bother to reciprocate. If they’d just keep their beliefs to themselves, I’d have no problem. I’m tired of having this shit force-fed to me, and I’m tired of laws being created based on some book a few cavemen wrote over 2000 years ago.
Q: Stop persecuting my beliefs!
A: Start respecting the First Amendment. You have no right to force your beliefs on others, so you kinda have it coming to you.
Q: You’re forcing your Atheism on other people through this website!
A: I didn’t put a gun to your head. You can stop reading this site whenever you want. No one’s forcing you to be here.
Q: How can I contact you?
A: If you feel the need to get a hold of me, you can email me at ian(at)angryhuman(dot)com.

