Comments for The Angriest Atheist

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:18:35 +0000

Who the fuck asked for your opinion? Why don’t you shut the fuck up and get a life, moron. It’s just a fucking article. Jesus.

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by Zonnen

Zonnen — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:48:45 +0000

i got a sugestion for you: want to reduce the population of humans on earth? start with yourself!

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:23:21 +0000

Hold on one second Christian, no need to hate on ALL atheists just because of one teensy weensy little article I wrote.

Before you comment on an article, why not read all the other articles I’ve written, especially the ones that say that none of the articles on this site should be taken seriously.

And saying that I need to “fucking disappear” (I took the liberty of correcting your spelling mistake; you can thank me later) isn’t very Christian of you. A real Christian would turn the other cheek, or perhaps even ignore this article.

You obviously lack the necessary reading comprehension skills to read between the lines of this article.

I think you should stop being so mean. You’re making me cry over here!
You big ol’ meany-face!

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by Genesis

Genesis — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:44:57 +0000

Holllddd on one second Atheist, no need to hate on ALL christians just because of one families crazy bullshit.

I am christian and proud of it, yet I understand that we’re living in a world that is way too overpopulated and that there needs to be awareness (which obviously these people don’t have) I am married and with one child and that’s all i’m ever having.

People like this aren’t christian. they’re what we call IGNORANT.

ps- You happen to be one of them especially with the way you generalize us Christians as being over-reproducers. So get the FUCK over yourself.

It’s people like the Duggars and people like you at the opposite side of the spectrum that need to fucking dissappear.

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by bleh

bleh — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:45:49 +0000

your suv gas guzzling analogy pretty much says it all. these [people are literally beyond disgusting.

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by Chris

Chris — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:36:22 +0000

Can’t fucking STAND them ! They are a bunch of Jesus sucking zombies! I hate how they seem brain washed and that cunt keeps procreating.

I think they’re Mormon. AND from Arkansas. That says it all….

Comment on The Internet Sucks. by Paul K

Paul K — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:23:40 +0000

yeah I get it. You don’t think I get it??? C’mon how long have we known each other, three maybe four weeks? We’re like best friends!! Just because I get it doesn’t mean that I have to play nice. Nice is boring - see!!! I get it!!!

Comment on The Internet Sucks. by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:03:42 +0000

Oh, come on now… No need to get angry… It’s just a series of words… I swear to god no one will ever understand this website…

Angryhuman is a misnomer. An intentional misnomer. I’m not angry. In fact, I’m one of the happiest people you’d ever meet. This website is nothing but an incredibly long, drawn out joke that I’ve been doing for the past 4 or 5 years or so. I thought someone would have figured it out by now. I’m really disappointed that I had to be the one to point out the punchline…

Comment on The Internet Sucks. by Paul K

Paul K — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:46:07 +0000

Randy,
Love the blond curls by the way. Speaking as someone who dyes their hair on a regular basis for kicks be careful not to intentionally inhale the bleach as that can lead to brain me damage. It’s not that the internet is now officially boring for some mysterious reason out of the blue. It’s that you yourself are bored and are boring.. Wow look at that, there’s a bunch of small-minded people out there who are dumb as dirt. Who would of ever suspected such a thing existed out there in internetland? The human race has already been exhausted because you have just lived a few short years of your finite existence. Boo hoo. When was the last time you got laid?

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by angry citizen

angry citizen — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:53:07 +0000

PREACH IT! The Druggars are a bunch of DAMN FREAKS! This is how the moron quiverfulls plan to speed the rapture along since it ain’t coming quick enough as far as they’re concerned. Pop those suckers out like rabbits.

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:54:50 +0000

Yeah, I’m a regular fuckin’ Casanova.

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by Paul K

Paul K — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:26:33 +0000

oh how sweet!! You’re the last one I expected to be a romantic. Now it all makes sense.

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:47:22 +0000

I highly doubt that. Love is an illusion caused by a series of chemical reactions within the brain meant to ensure the survival of the species, nothing more.

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by Paul K

Paul K — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:07:31 +0000

you say that now….. but Mr. Right is cumming… you will be so smitten with him that you will do anything to be Mrs. Right

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:32:53 +0000

Fucking bring it then, bitch. I’ll kick your ass.

Comment on Duggar Family Can’t Stop Fucking! by Owen Miller

Owen Miller — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:34:13 +0000

I have just added you to the fucking assholes who need a major ass beating list bitch!!
Just above the Duggars.

faggot!

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:01:29 +0000

Me? Young? I’m 73…

And yes, I know that tax breaks would be awesome, but I was just saying that I don’t think getting married would be worth it. No amount of money in the world is worth getting married over, in my opinion.

I’m anti-marriage. Gay or straight. I’m also anti-kids. I’ll be writing an article about that sometime in the near future.

Comment on Gay Rights? Whatever… by Paul K

Paul K — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:43:37 +0000

The reason you think one night stands are the norm for gay men is because you are young. Most of my gay male friends including myself are in committed long-term relationships and are in their 40’s and 50’s. We live in different worlds
My partner makes way more money than I do and I have a start-up painting business. The tax breaks of a joint return would be enormous for him/us. Nobody has to get married, but if they want to then what’s good for the goose is good for the gander

Comment on Hired Help Is Hard To Find These Days. by Paul K

Paul K — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:59:00 +0000

you don’t have to explain anything to me honey

Comment on Hired Help Is Hard To Find These Days. by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:17:31 +0000

I have no problem with people of the Mexican persuasion either. I just make jokes that I know will piss people off, so I can totally rub their hypocrisy in their faces. Everyone is a little bit racist in one form or another. The ones who are offended by this joke, for instance, are probably homophobic. You know, that sort of thing.

Comment on Hired Help Is Hard To Find These Days. by Paul K

Paul K — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:07:24 +0000

personally I don’t mind cleaning the litter box. You deal with crap in this life. For the rewards that only Kitty can bring you.
Plus, not to bring you down or anything but I like Mexicans. They work for cheap.. They are friendly and I find them trustworthy. And they always have the best drugs.

Comment on F.A.Q. by Bill

Bill — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:45:42 +0000

You are one entertaining person, keep it up.

Comment on Mail From Paul K. by Paul K

Paul K — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:42:39 +0000

choose me!
(just for the record, it was fan mail )

Comment on Things That Piss Me Off (Part II) by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:27:00 +0000

Well, if you need any help in the “dumb bible passages” department, I’m your man. I know tons.

Comment on Things That Piss Me Off (Part II) by Paul K

Paul K — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:13:34 +0000

OK so I was surfing the “web” if that’s what you want to call it these days, looking for bible verses that make a fool out of the stupid bibble.. And I like totally came across this here fun website and I was all like “oh my god, what’s that bit about using the word “like” as an “interjection”? I’m from Southern California.
Anyway!!! I too hate children and do bongs!!! Jesus Christ SUCKSSS. Cheers!!! *clinks martini glass*

(PS I’m still looking for dumb Bible passages I’m making a list)

Comment on Things That Piss Me Off (Part II) by makarios

makarios — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:53:32 +0000

Has anyone ever told you that you’re brilliant? Mmm, That’s what I thought.

Comment on Things That Piss Me Off (Part I) by makarios

makarios — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:46:58 +0000

You sir are a very funny person. Sad, but funny. Good post. Hope I can catch the rest of them.

Comment on Christianity = Nickelback by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:16:55 +0000

Melissa wrote: “I am going to pray for you. You need help from the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.”

Yeah, a fat lot of good that’ll do me. You might as well tell me I need help from Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. All of them are imaginary.

Let me ask you this: Why doesn’t god heal amputees? Why does god condone the beating of your slaves? Why does god kill innocent children in the bible?

I’ll tell you why. If he’s real, he’s a vindictive asshole prick. But fortunately for all of us, he isn’t real at all.

Good luck with the whole praying thing. Hope it works out for you.

Comment on Christianity = Nickelback by Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:36:15 +0000

I am going to pray for you. You need help from the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Comment on The Dare! by AngryHuman

AngryHuman — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:35:19 +0000

Um, definitely not. I’m not doing something that could potentially harm others. Because if they attack, I’m attacking right the fuck back.