Teen heartthrob Corey Haim died today at the age of 38. Yawn.

What, you were expecting an article about how awesome he was?

I can’t be bothered. Have a great day!

I just bought a brand, spankin’ new computer yesterday, and because I’m in good spirits these days, I’m thinking of changing the format of the blog. From now on, I will be doing my blog in video format. Mainly because I’m tired of typing, and partly because I know none of you know how to read. So I’m going to do my blog in video format from now on. I should have the first of many, many video blogs up by tomorrow. So stay tuned for that.

Also, I’m still making music, and posting it on my other site, C-Negative , so feel free to check that site regularly. I’m thinking of doing a video blog for that site as well, but of course, it will primarily be about music, rather than the evil, secular material I post on this site.

Oh, and now that I have a pro account at blogtv, I’ll be doing live video shows more regularly, so check back every Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday to see me in action. Just click on the “Live Video” post-it note at the top of the page. I can’t guarantee that it will be particularly fun or exciting, but you’ll get to see me sit in front of a computer and talk about random things. So it might be interesting, if you’re rather voyeuristic.

Does that cover everything? I think so. I can’t think of anything else off the top of my head. So keep checking back. You’ll probably not regret it.

I’ve been working on my new album for quite some time now, and just because I’m a really nice guy, I’ve decided to post one of the songs from my album on my other site, C-Negative. So if you’re interested in getting a sneak preview of my new album, head on up there and have a listen.

This new album is basically me pouring my heart out to people who don’t give a damn. That’s pretty much the gist of it. Because let’s face it: none of you are smart enough to grasp what I’m trying to do. You’re all pretty dumb.*

Once my album is finished, I’m going to pay out the ass to have 500 copies pressed. They will be for sale. I’m thinking $10 a copy, plus shipping. So you’ll need to hurry and buy one once they’ve been made, otherwise you’ll miss out. They’ll be worth tons of money once I get famous. Fo’ rizzle.

* That was a joke. I can’t believe I have to tell people these things, but whatever…

Pat Robertson seriously said that Haiti made a deal with the devil back in the 1800s so they could free themselves from their European masters, and that the deal they made with the devil is responsible for the earthquake they had recently.

What. The. Fuck?

Seriously? Why hasn’t anyone taken this insufferable douche bag off the air? This is just like during 9/11, when he blamed the attacks on homosexuals, and just like Hurricane Katrina, when he blamed that on abortion being legal in this country. Basically, he blames whatever groups he dislikes/don’t agree with him for whatever the tragedy du jour is, then asks you for money to help his cause! For those of you who like to donate to worthy causes, don’t give him a fucking penny. He has absolutely no intention of using that money to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. He does, however, have every intention of using that money to further his own fucked up agenda. Fuck Pat Robertson. I hope he chokes on guilt and shame for eternity.

However, if you feel so inclined, you can do a good deed by donating to the Red Cross, an organization that actually does help victims of natural disasters, unlike Pat Robertson. Please donate if you have the money to spare.

Oh, and fuck you, Pat Robertson. Fuck you.

Because I really don’t have the time or energy to come up with a show and have guests and entertain people, I’ve decided, instead, to just record the goings on of my house. You can listen to me in my house! How cool is that? It’s perfect for the voyeur in all of you.

I’m not going to have it up 24/7, but I will have it up pretty often. If you see that the stream is up and running, you can chat with me on Yahoo. My screen name is angryhuman25.

Guess what I just did? I changed the site! You know what I changed? You know how you used to be able to just post comments whenever you felt like it? Well, now you can’t! Now you have to register an account and sign in to post a comment! How cool is that? I have to do this, because it’s my way of weeding out stupid comments. I figured that the only people who will post comments now are people who are really invested in what I have to say. Just think of it as my way of keeping you from wasting my time.

In other news, I’m just entirely too busy to update the site any further than this. And besides, I figured if I shut the hell up for a while, most of you would move on with your lives for a change, rather than insisting on bothering me.

Okay, correction. I’m going to have the live show tomorrow. I’ll probably do a little bit today too. So check back around 6:00 pm EDT today, and around 4:00 pm EDT tomorrow. For some reason I said that next week I don’t have band practice, but I do. It’s this week I don’t. Our drummer is doing something important tomorrow, not next Saturday. I can’t get anything right…

So come check out the live video/chat thing today.

Well, I now have live video. I found a place that does it for free. So it’ll be awesome. I’m probably going to do an actual show in about a week. Yeah. Let’s set the show for a week after this Saturday, the 3rd of October. At 4:00 pm EDT. So mark that on your calendar or whatever. It’s going to be an epic show.

You can check out the show by clicking the “Live Video” tab thingy.

Highlights of the show will include me getting drunk on camera and inventing new punctuation marks. Oh, did I mention that the show will include LIVE CHAT?! YES! It will include live chat. So you can talk to me too. It’ll be awesome. If you have ovaries, you’ll probably want to skip it and go back to the kitchen where you belong. Just kidding. I’m not sexist. Girl Power, or whatever it is you silly feminists are saying these days.

I’ll probably even play some guitar too. Then you can all check out my mad skillz. If I can, I’m going to try to get my friend Bobby to be on the show, but no promises. He’s a very busy man. We were supposed to have band practice on Saturday, but it got canceled because our drummer has something to do. I can’t remember. Oh well. Whatever. Bobby should be able to make it. I mean, what else is he gonna do?

It’ll be loads of fun, so check it out. Saturday after next. October 3. 2009. 4:00 p.m. EDT.

Due to the massive amounts of homework I’m going to have this semester, I’m probably not going to have the time to update on a regular basis. I know, it sucks, but you’re just going to have to deal with it.

I’ll probably have an update within the next few days or so, once I get all my homework done. I have like six hundred research papers to write, which really sucks. I hate research papers. They’re pointless. I doubt my professors will actually read them. I think they just assign grades to random people. I mean, I’ve seen some papers get an A, and they sucked. Ridiculous.

Anyway, be patient. I’m still alive. Updates are coming soon.

I was feeling a little frisky today, and decided that I was going to try something completely unprecedented. I’ve officially opened my website up to anyone who wants to write something. If you’re a human, and you’re angry about something, write about it! All you have to do is register an account (don’t worry, it’s free), log in, and start writing. You can register and log in by clicking on the appropriate links above (the post-it notes). And the awesome thing is, everything you write ends up on the front page! Isn’t that amazing? There are four rules, however.

1. Any posts that I deem stupid or unworthy will be deleted with no warning.
2. You can write about whatever you want, as long as the content is yours (i.e., you are the original author).
3. You are not allowed to post any content that you yourself did not create. I will delete your post and ban you.
4. Remember, this is angryhuman, not happyhuman, so keep that in mind when writing.

As long as you follow these four, simple rules, there should be no problem.

I know my updates have been sparse lately, but that’s because I’ve been working on new songs for my album. I just haven’t announced that they were up. But now you know. So go check out my album. It’s awesome, if I must say so myself. Plus, all my friends agree that it’s awesome. The first three tracks, I think, are destined for B-side greatness, so I’m hesitant to say that my album is complete. But it’s close enough. I’ll probably write three or four more songs, get rid of the first three, and call it done. It takes forever to record songs though, so it might be another three or four months before I completely finish the album.

I realize I haven’t done much with my live radio show either, but that’s because I can’t find guests, or the time to do a show. But I promise as soon as I find the time and guests to do a live show, you’ll be the first to hear about it.

Just bear with me for now. I promise that there will be more content in the future. I’ve just been really busy lately. Chill the fuck out.

On Thursday, January 22, 2009, AngryHuman Radio Live will be back with another installment, so mark your calendars and make sure your life is revolving around my schedule! I’ll be doing the live show around 5:00 p.m. EST. Some highlights include: Me talking. That’s about it. Unless I can get a guest to come on the show, which is unlikely.

In other news, I’m working on an awesome video, so be patient. Great things take great time. So shut the fuck up.

Keep coming back. You’re in the right place.

Due to the holidays, there won’t be many updates. I probably won’t have any new updates for another week or so. I was going to do another live radio show, but that probably won’t happen until after New Year’s Day. Don’t worry though. I’ll be doing more radio shows soon, as well as other updates. I’ll be doing a lot more videos as well.

In other news, I see that there has been no change in the quality of my visitors. They’re still arriving at my site by searching for the term “pregnant teen.” I should try to write a script that keeps people from visiting my site if they’re coming from a search engine with the term “pregnant teen.” It’s disgusting. I feel dirty and used…

The live show was successful! For those of you who missed it, you can check out the archived shows. I’ll be uploading every episode after it’s finished, so those who missed the live show can catch it later.

The first episode is about 40 minutes long. It was the first official show for the site, and it was pretty much an impromptu kind of thing, so nothing was planned. Future episodes will be better planned. I just felt compelled to get something up here so people could get a taste of what the show will be like.

Sometime today, probably around 6 p.m. EST, I’ll be doing the live radio show! I’m not really sure on the exact time, but I do know it will be today, and I’ll have a guest on the show. Just keep checking back periodically. It may even be before 6 p.m. EST. Who knows?

You can check it out by clicking on AngryHuman Live at the top of the page. I’ll be in the chat room, so you can chat with me as well. And if you miss the live show, I’ll be posting the show after it’s done, so you can listen to it at your leisure.

Have fun.

Today, Friday, December 12, I will be doing my live radio show at 5:00 p.m. EST. I will probably be doing the show by myself, so it’ll be the most awesome show on the planet, obviously. After the show is over, I’ll upload it, and you can hear it if you missed it live. I’ll be doing that with all my shows.

My shows have no set format or topic, so they’ll be completely random, at least until I get some of my loser friends to join in on the fun. Which they probably won’t, because they’re losers. If you do happen to catch the show live, be sure to get in on the live chat. It’ll be tons of fun, I’m sure.