Homos Are Going To Hell!

Homosexuals are evil. It's wrong to be gay. It says so in the bible. In Leviticus, in fact. It states that for a man to lie with another man as he would a woman is an abomination in God's eyes, and is to be put to death. It explicitly states that it's wrong to have gay sex. Gay anal penetration. You can't just stick your throbbing member up another dude's warm, wet hole, pull out and ejaculate all over the man's face! It's unspeakable! You just can't do that sort of thing.

I just don't understand how people can do these kinds of immoral things. It's awful. I mean, don't they have morals? And you know what? I bet all them anal-plugging butt-pirates are intellectual heathens as well. I bet they do things, like thinking, and bein' smart. God don't like them types either.

God just hates it when two men start touching each other in their private places, staring into the other's eyes with longing. He hates it when they lube their erect penises up, and stick them into another man's gaping hole, thrusting, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, until the man busts his nut and ejaculates all over the other man's face and chest, while the other guy licks it up. It's a sin against God, our Creator, to do that kind of thing. So don't do it. Because homos are going to hell! The bible says so.