Your God is Silly!

God.

That's the guy who created everything, right? He's the one you all credit with the creation of our universe, right? You say he's all-powerful? Oh, and all-knowing too? Wow! That's really impressive! What an impressive resumé your god has! What's that? You say he has no beginning? That he's been around for eternity? He sounds really cool! I want to believe in him too!

But first, I have a few questions. You say he's all-knowing, right? He knows everything that has happened, is happening, and ever will happen? That's a really cool power to have, I suppose. Except, if he knows everything that has happened, is happening, and ever will happen, then he must have known, before creating our little universe (because, according to you, he existed before time, having no beginning), that when he created Adam and Eve, they would sin, using the free will he gave them. He must have known that Eve would have tempted Adam, and that he would have been forced to banish them from the garden, that Cain would slay Abel, that Lot would have sex with his daughters, et cetera, et cetera. He must have known that he would be forced to create a human incarnation of himself, and have himself slaughtered for the sins of the people he already knew they would commit.

Does this make much sense to you? You say that we have free will? The ability to think and make choices for ourselves? Free will contradicts omniscience. Because if he knew it was going to happen, if he knew what we were going to choose, then we never really made a choice. It was all planned from the beginning. Which means he planned for me to write this article. He planned every single detail of everything. Every atrocity committed by every human being on this planet was mapped out in his head. If your god is omniscient, then we have no free will.

God must have also known that many people would not choose to worship him, or would have the unfortunate luck of being born in a non-christian nation, and would thusly be sent to hell, where they would suffer for eternity, screaming in agony in a lake of molten lava.

Knowing all of this, he created the universe anyway.

Your god must have been incredibly bored.