 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
People are fucking morons, though I'm sure you've familiar with my theory if you've read any of my previous blog entries. Not only are they idiots, but they're reproducing at an alarming rate. After giving it much consideration, I've come up with a solution to the problem. Hitler might have tried killing them all, which would be cool and all, don't get me wrong, but most people probably view that as unethical. So I've come up with a solution that doesn't involve killing anyone! You ready for this shit? Mandatory IQ tests for everyone. It's simple, really. We pass a law, stating that everyone in the country must take an IQ test to determine their intelligence, because idiots have no right to bear children, and that's because they're polluting the gene pool with their idiot genes. In order to get a License to Conceive, you must have an IQ of 130 or above. Simple as that. Those who have an IQ under 130 have to get a hysterectomy or vasectomy, preventing them from reproducing. The brilliance of this plan is in its simplicity. When people score below 130, they're neutered/spayed, and thus will be unable to pass their idiot genes on to the next generation. Those scoring above 130 will be allowed to reproduce as they please. Not only will this improve the human race's overall intelligence, but it will also cut down on population, because people with higher IQs don't tend to breed like rabbits. Not only will it solve the over-population problem, but it will save on taxes, because we all know that smart people don't live on welfare. We'd eliminate the need for welfare programs, and everyone will have more money in their pockets. Not only that, but it will solve the religion problem. People with higher IQs don't tend to believe in supernatural beings in the sky watching our every move. When all the idiots eventually die out (of natural causes, of course), there will be no believers left, and we can finally continue stem cell research, because there will be no idiots left to stop it. That will enable us to fix almost every human ailment, and substantially increase our life expectancy. When we eventually get to the point where our life expectancy is 50 years higher than it is now, that will enable us to get so much more accomplished. Technology would advance at a significantly higher rate than now, and it wouldn't be long before we started voyaging the stars, and becoming the masters of the Universe. We could be gods. But no. We can't. Because this plan would never get put into action. Everyone with an IQ below 130 (about 94 percent of the population) would object to the plan, because they're idiots. Our only other option is to develop a technology that increases the IQ of the user. But that, too, wouldn't work, because the idiots would think that increasing one's IQ would go against god's will (because, as I've mentioned before, people with IQs below 130 tend to believe in supernatural bullshit). Such a shame.
|
