The Dare.

So I'm incredibly bored with everything. Incredibly bored. Everything is boring. I don't watch TV, but I know for a fact it's boring. So this is what I want to do. I want people to email me, and give me things to do. I will film them, and post them on the site. This is an act of desperation, people.

The only things I won't do are illegal things, or anything that brings harm to myself or others. Other than that, have at it. Dare me to eat weird things. Use your imagination. If it can't harm me, or anyone else, and if it's not illegal, I'll do it.

When I get the emails, I'll post them, and follow it up with a video proving that I did what was asked of me. You can email all your dares to dare@angryhuman.com.

So come on peope! Send in your dares. It'll be loads of fun, and potentially excruciatingly humiliating for me. What other site does this? Well, if there are sites that provide this "service," I don't know about it. Oh, and don't take the "danger to myself" thing too seriously. I'm not a pussy. I just don't want to do something that could potentially kill me. Or break bones. I'd rather not have to fork over thousands and thousands of dollars for medical bills.

This all stems from a series of stunts I used to do in high school to score money for weed. People would give me money, and dare me to eat the most horrific things imaginable. I did it, and some stupid asshole snitched on me to the Principal of the school. I was called into his office, given a stern "talking-to", and was told that a phone call would be made to my parents. The phone call was made, but my parents never mentioned a word of it. I think they figured I was an idiot, and just didn't care. Maybe they thought that the pop tabs I ate would perforate my intestines, and I'd learn my lesson. Well, if they perforated my intestines, I wouldn't know. My plumbing seems to be working just fine, thank you.

Well, now I"m an adult, and I can do this without having the Principal telling me what a bad idea it is! I can do whatever I want now! Take that, Arbitrary Authority! In your face! And the best part about this whole thing is, I'm not gonna charge anyone for it! This service is completely free! Hooray!