Ian Buchanan is the founder of this website. He is an atheist, and he’s also a schizophrenic with Asperger’s Syndrome. He hates stupid people. He is also a musician and a writer. He drinks excessively and alienates everyone around him by being a little too blunt. His closest friends describe him as “a self-absorbed, pompous dick.” Sometimes he writes serious things, other times he writes the most abhorrent bullshit he can think of. I’m sorry, I meant to say “…the most abhorrent bullshit of which he can think.” You can reach him at ian@angryhuman.com. You can really send it to anything@angryhuman.com, because all email from this domain gets forwarded to me.

Traci Turner is Ian’s sister. She used to be a crazy Pentecostal, but she’s finally found the light of Truth and Reason. She doesn’t drink as excessively as Ian, but when she does drink, it’s really funny. She is a drummer, and an awesome one at that. In fact, she’s better than Neil Peart. She’s in Ian’s band. She also likes monkeys. She is 21 years old, and is also a Leo. She hates people almost as much as Ian does, but has much better coping skills. I don’t know what her favorite food is, but I promise to find out one of these days and get back to you on that.