I’ve been working on my new album for quite some time now, and just because I’m a really nice guy, I’ve decided to post one of the songs from my album on my other site, C-Negative. So if you’re interested in getting a sneak preview of my new album, head on up there and have a listen.

This new album is basically me pouring my heart out to people who don’t give a damn. That’s pretty much the gist of it. Because let’s face it: none of you are smart enough to grasp what I’m trying to do. You’re all pretty dumb.*

Once my album is finished, I’m going to pay out the ass to have 500 copies pressed. They will be for sale. I’m thinking $10 a copy, plus shipping. So you’ll need to hurry and buy one once they’ve been made, otherwise you’ll miss out. They’ll be worth tons of money once I get famous. Fo’ rizzle.

* That was a joke. I can’t believe I have to tell people these things, but whatever…