Pat Robertson seriously said that Haiti made a deal with the devil back in the 1800s so they could free themselves from their European masters, and that the deal they made with the devil is responsible for the earthquake they had recently.

What. The. Fuck?

Seriously? Why hasn’t anyone taken this insufferable douche bag off the air? This is just like during 9/11, when he blamed the attacks on homosexuals, and just like Hurricane Katrina, when he blamed that on abortion being legal in this country. Basically, he blames whatever groups he dislikes/don’t agree with him for whatever the tragedy du jour is, then asks you for money to help his cause! For those of you who like to donate to worthy causes, don’t give him a fucking penny. He has absolutely no intention of using that money to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. He does, however, have every intention of using that money to further his own fucked up agenda. Fuck Pat Robertson. I hope he chokes on guilt and shame for eternity.

However, if you feel so inclined, you can do a good deed by donating to the Red Cross, an organization that actually does help victims of natural disasters, unlike Pat Robertson. Please donate if you have the money to spare.

Oh, and fuck you, Pat Robertson. Fuck you.