Goddamn it, it’s Dimebag all over again…

When Dimebag died, all these fucking posers came out of the closet as these huge Pantera fans, but not a single one of them could name one single fucking Pantera album, let alone their favorite album. None of them knew any of the band members’ names, and none of them knew shit about Pantera. Fucking posers.

Now that Michael Jackson is dead, the same fucking thing is happening. All I see online anymore are people saying “RIP Michael Jackson! LOLOLZ!!!1″ I’m fucking sick of it. Why is it that every time a fucking celebrity dies, everyone is suddenly their biggest fucking fan? Fucking pathetic. I’ve never particularly liked Michael Jackson, and now that he’s dead, I care even less about him. I bet they can’t wait for the next celebrity to die, so they can jump on that fucking bandwagon as well. Why can’t these people actually have their own fucking opinions? They only like something if everyone else says they like it. It’s goddamn ridiculous.

I really wish I could invent a device to stab people over the internet, because I’d use it every day. The next person that says “RIP Michael Jackson” is going to get stabbed in the face three times. Michael Jackson’s music was mediocre at best. It’s nothing special. I haven’t done any research yet, but I bet anything that Michael Jackson’s record sales are going through the roof now.

I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity, because if I were, and I were to die, I just know that all the posers would be coming out of the woodwork to buy my albums and claim that they’ve been my biggest fans since the beginning. I’d have to dig myself out of my grave just to punch these idiots in the nuts. Fuck you, posers. Get a life.