I’m tired of arguing with Christians. They’re stupid, and it’s like arguing with a brick wall. I’m done. I’m no longer arguing with these idiots. If you want to debate me, I suggest you check out the works of Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, and Daniel Dennett. Read the books by these authors, and then get back to me. If you still believe in your stupid imaginary gods, then I really don’t understand how you can remember to breathe on your own. Pick up a physics book! Pick up any science text, for that matter! It’s about time you assholes start trying to learn our position. We’re all too familiar with yours. Most Atheists were raised Christian. I certainly was. You know what opened my eyes? Science. That’s what. Oh, and I also have a whole brain, capable of thinking rationally. More than I can say about the rest of you.

I’m sick of this idiocy spreading throughout our population. I’m tired of having to deal with it. I’m sick to death of hearing about it on the news, in the papers, in magazines. Why is faith considered virtuous? I’ll tell you why. It’s easier for you all to be controlled. THINK FOR YOURSELVES! Fuck! You have no idea how frustrated I am with society in its current state!

I’m sick of laws being created based on some bronze-age bullshit text written over 2000 years ago. I’m tired of the rampant homophobia in this country. COME ON! It’s the 21st century for fuck’s sakes! Grow the fuck up! How the hell is it hurting you what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedrooms? Get your nose out of it! The only conclusion I can come to is that you are all somehow jealous of those of us who can live freely and think for ourselves. If you don’t like homosexual behavior, then don’t be a homosexual! If you don’t like freethinkers, don’t be a freethinker! If you don’t want to open your eyes and see the truth, keep your fucking blindfolds on! Just leave the rest of us the hell alone!

What the fuck do you care if the rest of us go to hell? You don’t! You just want to control us! Fuck you! All you do is preach about how we’re going to hell, pretending to care about our eternal souls, when, in fact, you really don’t, and just want to control what everyone else is doing with their lives, because you’re too wrapped up in your own convoluted beliefs. You don’t care if we go to hell. You just want us to stop enjoying our lives. Fuck you.

Oh, and in other news, Michael Jackson died yesterday. I’m sure you’re all aware of that, though.

There are just so many gods to choose from. But when deciding which god to trust with your everlasting soul, where do you turn for advice? I’ve looked and looked, and there are absolutely no sources of unbiased information regarding these gods. So instead, I’ve decided to make an application. The thousands of gods that have existed throughout the entire history of mankind now have the ability to fill out an application to apply for the job of “Caretaker” of your everlasting soul. Below is the application.

1. Name: _________________
2. Date: _________________
3. Social Security Number: _________________
4. DOB: _________________
5. What qualifications, if any, do you feel make you the best possible candidate for the position? _________________
6. Work History: (If you need a separate sheet of paper, attach it to the application.) _________________
7. Education: (If you need a separate sheet of paper, attach it to the application.) _________________
8. Within the last sixty (60) days, have you, or any members of your household received any form of government assistance? _________________
9. What is your favorite color? _________________
10. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If yes, please give details of the crime. (Do not include traffic violations.) _________________
11. Age of Holy Texts regarding you as a deity: _________________
12. Please list all (if any) miracles you have performed for the betterment of mankind: _________________
13. Are you a loving deity, or a deity with destructive tendencies? _________________
14. How many prophets do you have? Please list their names and the dates they served you: _________________
15. What is the meaning of life? No more than 250 words, please. (Please write on a separate sheet of paper.)

Please note that by filling out this application, you are in no way guaranteed a job. If we feel you are qualified, we will call you to set up an interview. Failure to appear for your interview automatically disqualifies you for the position.

I was thinking that it would be nice to have a discussion group for atheists, so I created a discussion mailing list, so we could all have a forum in which to discuss whatever it is we want to discuss. I don’t get to have many intelligent conversations, which is what prompted me to create this mailing list. You can sign up for the list by clicking on the “Discussion” tab at the top right of the page, or by clicking here.

Hey guys! You wanna know what’s really cool and hip? Getting to know Jesus! He’s so super amazingly awesome! I just want to be with Jesus ALL THE TIME! I LOVE JESUS! LOLOLOLZ!

OMG! IT'S JESUS! LOLZ!

If it weren’t for Jesus, I would probably rape and kill people all the time, because what’s the point of life if Jesus doesn’t exist lololz? The fact that I don’t do all those things that atheists do all the time proves that Jesus is real! He’s real! He’s real! He’s real lolololz! Praise Jesus shahalahalamaldalafala. I was just typing in tongues! OMG! Jesus, you’re so awesome!

Also, I’d probably have all kinds of sex with those evil homosexuals if Jesus didn’t exist! Because if Jesus didn’t exist, I wouldn’t have morals! I mean, atheists are stupid if they think they can be good without Jesus! Those silly atheists! I mean, come on! Duh! You can’t be good without God! They’ve even done scientific studies on it, and all scientists agree that God exists and that morals can’t exist without God! Duh!

Plus, everything in the Bible has been proven true by scientists! It’s true! Just go to Answers In Genesis! All the real scientists work for that website! They’ve proven everything in the Bible! How amazing is that? OMG! LOLOLOLOLZ! *drool*

I’m just so excited to have Jesus inside of me! He’s like super cool! I can’t imagine life without Jesus, and doing everything Jesus tells me to do like a good little sheep! Because the Bible tells us all that we are God’s sheep, and he is our master! We’re sheep! Just think about that! We are meant to be God’s sheep, to do everything he tells us to do! In fact, right now Jesus is telling me to go get something to eat! LOLOLZ! *drool*

I just wish everyone could see the true majesty and glory that is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He is King, he is Lord, we bow to him! Oh, guide us, Lord, we are lost! We need you to give us guidance! We know it’s a sin to think for ourselves and to have our own opinions and a thirst for knowledge and truth! It’s evil! Please help us remain willfully ignorant! In Jesus’ name I pray unto you. Amen.

There have been a few Christians commenting on my articles lately, so I’ve decided to implement a few rules for commenting. If you’ll look at the top of the page, you’ll notice a tab that says, “Rules.” These are the rules you must follow in order to comment on my site. If these rules are not followed, I’ll delete the comment. The rules are not that hard to follow. In fact, they’re pretty simple, really. Follow the rules, and I’ll let you say what you want. If you break just one of the four rules (well, three, really), I’ll delete your comment. Just giving you advance notice.

Have a nice day.

Why do Christians have to be so stupid? Why? Arguing with these fuckers is like arguing with a brick wall. I’m absolutely sick of these fuckers, setting up their little straw man arguments, trying to refute Science, when they’re completely unfamiliar with what they’re attempting to refute. You’d think that they’d at least pick up a few science texts and at least try to learn something of their opponent’s position before attempting to debunk anything. I have read the bible. I am probably more familiar with the bible than most Christians are. I’m not stepping into an argument blind. I know my facts. Christians just don’t care. But I suppose that’s obvious, really, because if they truly cared about facts, would they actually be Christians? They wouldn’t.

I’m tired of arguing with Christians. They’re stupid, and I just have to learn to accept that. But, as each day passes, I find myself wishing more and more for some sort of legislation that prevents these idiots from reproducing. People should have licenses to breed. I mean, you have to have a license to drive a car, but not to raise a child? Maybe I’m just crazy, but I think raising a child is a little more complicated than driving a fucking car. People should have to pass IQ tests, and a series of psychological evaluations. If they don’t pass all of them, they get neutered/spayed. I’m not suggesting we kill these morons, but we should at least kill their genitalia, so they don’t spread their poisonous genetic material, ensuring the need for psychiatric medications for everyone who has to deal with their tainted offspring for years to come. Also, it would be nice if we could just take the warning labels off everything. Let Social Darwinism fix the problem for us. If these idiots didn’t have society protecting them from themselves, they’d end up killing themselves off, and the world would be a much better place.

There should also be laws against indoctrinating children at such a young age. Children should never be allowed to attend church until the age of 18. Religion should be considered like tobacco. There should be signs on every church door that say, “The sale of religion to minors is prohibited under Federal Law.” Because children believe anything they’re told. That’s why the more stupid ones keep believing into adulthood, even in the face of scientific evidence that contradicts everything they believe. If they were given the chance to develop critical thinking skills before they’re indoctrinated, I’m pretty sure that the Christian population would die out almost immediately. Because no one in their right mind, no rational individual, would believe a word that stupid book of theirs says.

If Jesus makes everyone a better person, if Christians really are the experts on morality, if Christians really are better people than the rest of us, why do they keep molesting kids? I just find it incredibly hilarious that Christians have the audacity to claim that they are more moral than the rest of us, but then I find these articles about how Christians keep molesting children.

Three times is too much for it all to be a coincidence. This just shows that Jesus makes you want to touch little kids, and I find that to be thoroughly disgusting and reprehensible. It just pisses me off when Christians pretend to be the experts on morality, but then I see these articles. It can’t be coincidence. I’m sure everyone is aware of the negative attention the Catholic church has received due to all their priests molesting little boys. Either Christianity causes people to become pedophiles, or pedophiles just seem to be attracted to Christianity. Either way, I’m just glad I got out of all of it. I don’t have to worry about my kids getting molested. Not that I have any kids, mind you, because I have more than three brain cells and didn’t want to ruin my life.

To all the Christians that read this website, stop posting comments about how I’m wrong, and your faith is right. By admitting you believe in Jesus. you’re telling me you like to molest children. So if you don’t want to be called a child molester, don’t write any comments on my site. I will call you a child molester if you do.

P.S.
Also, don’t write comments saying that science is proving lots of things in the bible. That’s just stupid, and it’s wrong. Science has, if anything, completely discredited the bible. Christians fed me that line of bullshit when I was a kid. Didn’t fall for it then, won’t fall for it now.

If you’ve been dying to know why my updates have been so sparse of late, it’s because I’ve been working on my second album, which is now up on the site. It’s not finished, but it’s a little less than half done. It took me an entire month to do these songs.

Also, my first album is officially for sale. Just go to Lulu.com and buy it, if you feel so inclined. You should support independent artists. Because if you don’t, people like Britney Spears and other talentless hacks will keep producing shitty music that sucks. If you don’t buy my album, I’ll know you have horrible taste in music.

That is all for now. More updates to come.