I was using Stumbleupon today, which just so happens to be my favorite Firefox plugin, because I’m lazy, when I discovered a website even more popular than mine. Not like my website is very popular or anything, so it comes as no surprise that there are websites out there more popular than mine. But upon reading the website, I was shocked to discover this:

“I spent the next couple of months searching the Internet with a team of professionals to discover what type of floor covering information was on the Internet and how it was presented to consumers and floor industry professionals. It soon became clear that there was a large void on the Internet in terms of unbiased, free information - in one central place - for flooring consumers and professionals. In order to find substantial and accurate information, one had to go through dozens of sites - and oftentimes these sites provided conflicting information!”

This website is more popular than mine, and it’s incredibly boring. I mean, seriously? People are more interested in some asshole’s stupid blog about finding floors? I find that ridiculously hard to believe. I can’t be that boring. No, not at all. I think it’s the rest of the world that’s boring. I mean, how many people seriously sit down and think about floors for several hours? What the fuck?

I thought that maybe it was a joke website, because I refuse to believe that the website is more popular than mine when all it talks about is finding floors for people. I mean, he searched the internet with “a team of professionals?” Really? There are professional search engine users? People get paid to search Google now? You mean that there are people who go to college and major in “Search Engine Utilization?” Come on!

My self-esteem is ruined now. Apparently floors are more interesting than my website. I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry. I think I’m just going to go and eat some ice cream and watch Lifetime for a bit.