Anybody can do abstract art. Seriously. It’s really easy. Yet some of these abstract paintings will sell for thousands of dollars, sometimes even millions, to gullible, easily manipulated rich people. Well, just to prove my point, I went to a website, called This Is Sand, and made an “abstract painting” with nothing but digital sand.

My Abstract Painting

It seriously is this easy. I’m not an artist at all. In fact, you couldn’t get me to draw stick figures if my life depended on it, but somehow, I managed to do this “painting.” That’s because “abstract” art requires no talent at all. You don’t even need an idea for your painting. I didn’t plan any of that shit out. Just kinda “painted” it as I went along. And it turned out magnificent, if I must say so myself. The painting exposes the dichotomy that exists between male and female, nature and technology. It symbolizes the pain that is felt between the four groups, as they’re ripped apart by the tug-of-war that consumes us all. Or something like that. I totally made that shit up. And you probably believed it. Hahaha.

So, the next time you decide to buy a piece of “abstract” art, remember that you’re wasting your money, because even I, with no artistic ability whatsoever, was able to paint some abstract art.