Before we discuss anything, watch this video, and be amazed by the impeccable logic of these Christians. This is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect coming from Fox, though.

As you can see, the irony is completely and utterly lost on her. She just doesn’t get the point that the atheist sign owner was trying to get across. I’m sure that this point would be pretty obvious to most people, except for my readers, who, as I know, are all pretty stupid; definitely not smart enough to understand my subtle sarcasm. A sign was stolen by Christians offended by the sign an atheist posted. In response to the theft, the atheist posted a sign that sported a slogan from the Christians’ very own book! “Thou Shalt Not Steal.” Genius, I think. I certainly understand it.

But she says this: “So use… one of the Ten Commandments to prove your point that you’re an atheist? That’s a complete insult.” Huh? What the fuck?

I’m utterly flabbergasted at the blatant stupidity in that remark. I mean, seriously? You don’t get it? He’s turning your rules back on you! You, the people who believe in that book, the Bible, who allegedly take these rules seriously, especially THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! Fuck! Are you really that stupid? Jesus Christ!

Oh, and of course, let’s not forget the most racist of all statements: “…some of my best friends are atheists.” Which is funny, because she was saying that atheists are “trying to get their 15 minutes of fame” and that they “can’t leave well enough alone” and that they’re having “tantrums.” This is what some of her best friends are doing. Ha. What a bitch. Some friend she’s turned out to be…

Also, the male (I don’t know his name, and quite frankly, I don’t care) calls atheism a “movement.” As if it’s so organized. I couldn’t keep from laughing when I heard that gem. Seriously? An Atheist Movement! Ha! That’s why I see all these atheists protesting in the streets, like herds of sheep. There will never be an atheist “movement” because, as atheists, we’re capable of thinking for ourselves, and don’t have that “sheep in a flock” mentality, because we’re smarter than our more basic, animal instincts.

I love how she equates posting a sign to “outbursts” and “tantrums” from the atheist community. And what the fuck is “Christmas Wars Fatigue?” I wasn’t aware that there was a war on Christmas. I didn’t see any tanks, or people dying in the streets at all during the month of December, though I was hoping. I really was hoping. It was not an attack on Christmas! It was an attack on your hypocrisy! You’re all a bunch of hypocrites! That was the message the atheist sign owner was trying to get across! Don’t steal a sign, when it says pretty clearly in YOUR book, “Thou Shalt Not Steal.”

Shut the fuck up and get over it.