Since Bobby has yet to write anything for the site, I decided to chat with him online and transcribe the conversation for all to see. That’s how stupid I am. I apologize.

[8:09:48 PM] AngryHuman says: Okay
[8:09:57 PM] AngryHuman says: I’m getting on Netflix and I’m gonna watch something
[8:10:01 PM] AngryHuman says: Because I’m a loser
[8:10:04 PM] AngryHuman says: With nothing to do
[8:10:06 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: maybe [Pathology is] on there
[8:10:16 PM] AngryHuman says: But sit and cry and eat fucking ice cream and pancakes all day
[8:10:22 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:10:30 PM] AngryHuman says: Because I’m pregnant.
[8:10:32 PM] AngryHuman says: Again.
[8:10:34 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: haha
[8:10:45 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: again
[8:10:47 PM] AngryHuman says: lol
[8:10:47 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: damn
[8:10:51 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: this is the 3rd time
[8:10:57 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: this year
[8:10:58 PM] AngryHuman says: For real though
[8:11:00 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lmao
[8:11:27 PM] AngryHuman says: I need to start making everyone wear condoms or something
[8:11:33 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: yah i know
[8:11:43 PM] AngryHuman says: Actually I’ll just eat the pill. That’ll take care of it.
[8:11:52 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: or ziplock bags
[8:12:00 PM] AngryHuman says: Is it illegal to abort in the third trimester?
[8:12:07 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: o
[8:12:11 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: damn
[8:12:17 PM] AngryHuman says: HAHAHA! JUST KIDDING!
[8:12:21 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: cant hit the killswitch
[8:12:22 PM] AngryHuman says: (not really)
[8:12:55 PM] AngryHuman says: Abortion doesn’t kill people. Unaborted fetuses kill people.
[8:12:57 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: sounds like ur fucked
[8:13:05 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:13:12 PM] AngryHuman says: It’s true though
[8:13:22 PM] AngryHuman says: Hitler was an unaborted fetus. Just think about that.
[8:14:23 PM] AngryHuman says: So you see, I have conclusively proven that it’s more than just acceptable to have abortions… It’s the moral thing to do
[8:14:34 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:14:35 PM] AngryHuman says: Kill one, save millions. That’s my motto
[8:14:39 PM] AngryHuman says: lol
[8:14:52 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: jesus
[8:14:55 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:14:57 PM] AngryHuman says: lol
[8:15:02 PM] AngryHuman says: I’m such an asshole
[8:15:13 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: with a terd in it
[8:15:16 PM] AngryHuman says: lol
[8:15:21 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: constipated
[8:15:21 PM] AngryHuman says: But I’m funny!
[8:15:34 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:15:37 PM] AngryHuman says: I’m like a constipated asshole with horrible gas
[8:15:47 PM] AngryHuman says: It sucks, but it’s incredibly entertaining at the same time.
[8:15:58 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:16:19 PM] AngryHuman says: You could say the same about vacuum cleaners.
[8:16:19 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: well im onna jump off here matts on his way
[8:16:25 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:16:26 PM] AngryHuman says: Right on
[8:16:41 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: ill tty when i get back
[8:16:53 PM] AngryHuman says: ok omfg rofl! hb!
[8:16:58 PM] AngryHuman says: lol
[8:17:03 PM] Bobby Shaffer says: lol
[8:17:04 PM] AngryHuman says: I love acronyms!

Guess what I just had to do? I had to reinstall Windows because Windows blows donkey balls like a motherfucker. Fortunately for me, I make it a habit to make backups of all my data, so Windows can’t ruin my life. It tries to ruin my life at least once a year. Sometimes more.

For the more computer literate people who are reading this, yes I use Linux. But I can’t use Linux to play World of Warcraft. Well, I can, if I use vmware or some stupid shit, but I don’t feel like going through all the trouble, when I can just use the Windows installation I already have.

The reason I had to reinstall Windows is because I got a nasty little piece of malware. Someone got through my defenses (ha, as if Windows had defenses to speak of), and installed some sort of malware that froze my entire machine up. Well, fuck them. I make backups of my data specifically because of that. This is why I prefer Linux. The security is WAY better. But I can’t play video games on it, and that’s basically all I do with Windows.

I’m so glad I make backups of everything…