My Professional Portfolio

Hello, and welcome to my professional portfolio. This is where I post all my awesome work so that other people might view it and think to themselves, "By golly, this guy sure is swell!" and proceed to hire me to do work for them so that I can make some money with which to fend off the bill collectors for one more day. Feel free to look around. I built this site using the Foundation framework, as well as my own custom PHP, Javascript, and HTML5/CSS3 code. I'm baring my soul to you. Won't you spend a few minutes and look around?

Hire Me!

Hello. I am a web designer, software developer, graphic designer, musician, videographer and many other things. I do work for money. You see, what happens is, you contact me and tell me the work you want done, I tell you how much I want paid for it, you pay me, and I do the work you require. It's that easy. Now hire me, because I have lots of bills to pay. Plus, I'll even throw in a complimentary can of ravioli. That's just the sort of service you can expect from such a talented web professional as myself. Allow me to help you help me help you.

Ian Can Do That!

Ian is a student (soon-to-be graduate) at Indiana University-Kokomo majoring in New Media Communications. From an early age, Ian was fascinated with programming and web design, and while other children were outside playing with dirt, Ian was reading books about programming. Ian is fluent in many programming languages, including, but not limited to:

In addition to Ian's programming skills, he is also very knowledgeable in all Adobe software, including Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, After Effects, Premiere Pro, and Dreamweaver. He's a pretty good photographer, too. In fact, if it's digital, Ian can do it. Video, animation, photography, programming, web development, you name it. Ian can do it.

As an example of my awesome programming skills, you will find, under the "Programming" menu, a point-of-sale system that I coded completely in PHP. I created it so that even the most computer illiterate person could use it. Feel free to check it out. It really is an impressive piece of web programming.

Eating Food

Do you like food? I love food. I especially love eating food. But without your patronage, I can't afford to buy food with which to stuff my face hole. So please, for the love of food, hire me to do work for you! Why, just look at this picture:


I can make fancy pictures for you. I can make videos for you. I can write custom software for you. I can make music, too. I'll even throw in a free can of ravioli, because I would like to share with you my passion for food and the eating thereof. You don't want to be responsible for letting someone starve, do you? Especially when you could just hire that person to do work for you so that they could buy food and stuff their face hole with it. Do the right thing. Hire me.

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