Greetings, humans.

This is my diary. I post things that make me angry. People who know me are all like, "Why so angry, Angryhuman?" And I'm all like, "Uh, because everything is stupid." Everything is dumb. You're dumb, your music is dumb, and so is your mother. In all fairness, I can't really say your mother is dumb, never having met her before, but I will say this: I will never use grammatical errors like you idiots.

In fact, you will nvr se a mistke evar on this site. I'm perfect in my spelling and my grammars. You're all dumb. You can't do what I do. I can tie my shoes and put on my pants at the same time. You know how long it took to learn how to do that? Ten minutes. Because I'm better than you at everything. So there.

Now that we've discussed my superiority, let's talk about kittens. Kittens are awesome. They eat dragons and shit fireballs. At least my kitten does. I'm forever putting out fires in my kitten's litterbox. There are plenty of dragons where I live. They eat people all the time. Except for me, because I have a dragon-eating kitteh. Everyone in my neighborhood is all like, "Can we have your dragon-eating kitteh?" And I'm all like, "No, because you guys are dumb and mean to me."

And because they're still all dumb and mean to me, I will continue to let them get eaten by the dragons in our neighborhood. These dragons are vicious. And hungry. It's funny. Makes me giggle.

In short, you all deserve to be eaten by dragons, and I am better than all of you at everything.

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January 2012

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