Do you know where I live?

Hello there. Thank you for visiting my glorious website. You'll be sorry you did. This is a website I created in order to say really dumb things that nobody cares about. Seriously, if you're not the type of person who likes reading stupid, yet slightly humorous ravings, you're in the wrong place. However, if you do enjoy that sort of thing, then I dare say this website is right up your alley. Or down your alley. Or right across the street from it. Something like that. Below you will find a list of my recent updates. I try to update as often as I can, but I am a college student and it's difficult for me to find the time sometimes. I even looked under the couch, but still had no luck.

Updates

05.20.12
New video posted. This one's a music video for I song I recorded for the new album I'm working on.
05.07.12
New blog entry posted. This one is for anyone who has piece of shit parents who treat you like scum.
05.05.12
New blog entry posted. This one is different in that it's not my typical silly bullshit I usually write. It's actually a pretty serious article.
05.04.12
New blog entry posted.
05.01.12
Now you can submit your own articles! Just click on the "Submit" tab, fill out the form, and it will post automatically to the "Submissions" section of the site!
04.28.12
Created a contact form. If you want to send me a message, click on the "Contact" tab.
04.17.12
New blog entry posted.